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Time for some Soul Searching

First, "Why Renewables CAN'T Save the Planet."

Some Cold Hard FACTS from a recent TEDx Presentation.

Facts are Facts whether you like them or not.

Let's shift to the subject of Peaceful Muslums

Something you may not have thought about.

Hearing on the Benghazi Attack.
For a real Eye Opener, note the very last question asked...

 "A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, You'll probably never need one again."  John Wayne

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing. Here are six Conundrums of Socialism in the United States of America.  

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other Countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about, yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it!
And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.  

  • We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
    Funny how that works.
  • Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money?
    What's interesting is the first group "worked" for their money, but the second didn't. Think about it… 
  • This will tick some people off...
    Thank you Florida, Kentucky and Missouri, which are the first states that will require drug testing when applying for Welfare. Some people are crying and calling this unconstitutional. How can it be unconstitutional?
    So you are saying it's OK to drug test people who Work for their money, but Not those who Don't?  Really?

Ant and the Grasshopper

The Old version and
the Modern Version

First the OLD Version:

The ant works hard in the withering heat and rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:  Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN Version is Just Below:

The Modern Version.

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? 

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome.’

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Trump, President Bush, President Reagan, and Christopher Columbus for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview with Anderson Cooper that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which as you recall just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.  

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead of a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle the once prosperous and peaceful neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:  

Be careful how you vote in 2020.

You have read this through because you are probably an ant!
You may wish to tell other ants about it but don't bother telling any grasshopper's because they wouldn't understand it anyway.  

Enjoy

We are assembling some clips that pretty much tell the whole story.

Mobirise

When it's Cold, Stay Inside

8:00

I finished making a classic snowman with coal for facial features and buttons, a carrot for a nose, holding a broomstick and wearing a scarf. I stood back and admired my work.

8:05

A global warming supporter walked up and claimed I was attacking climate change believers by making a snowman. 

8:11

A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
So I proceeded to make a SnowWoman.

9:25

The vegans two doors down complained that the carrot was food and not for decorating snow figures. 
Within 10 minutes, Several of my neighbors called me a racist because the snow couple was white. 

10:31

The Muslim gent across the road wanted the snow woman to wear a scarf over her head.
The environmentalist on the corner complained that coal was a dirty source of CO2 and has no place in polite society. 

10:42

One of the officers tells me that the snowman's broomstick must be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. The situation takes a turn for the worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass!"
The cops slam me up against the cruiser, frisk me, seize my phone and broomstick and drive me to the police station to my neighbors' cheers. 

12:00

Local reporter with a live feed to national networks asks if I am an NRA member, belong to any conservative organizations, have any accomplices and whether I was a self-radicalized Muslim. 

12:02

I'm the lead story on the local noon news and featured in NEWS ALERTS across the country as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 

12:35

A little known Jihadist group claimed it was their plot.

8:06 PM

CNN Picks up on the story and reports that PUTIN was involved with Trump in this cover-up and that the Jihadist claim was a "clever ruze cooked up by Trump."
"There is absolutely No Question that this SnowPerson had one purpose, to Undermine the United States Election Process."

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